If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world.
never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun
RESPECT THE POUCH
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
|Teacher:||"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"|
|Me:||Someone told me to go to hell|
|Me:||Couldn't find it at first|
|Me:||But now I'm here|
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk